Cali Boy. Instagram

 

dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

kaykelikescats:

Every single Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast photo is hilarious. 

Like look at this pile of wonderful idiots.

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Why are they always awkwardly touching each other? They’re already as close as physically possible.image

Seth Green is literally the smallest person in the world in this photo.

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But in this picture they made him stand on a milk crate?

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I love them all. Good night.

I’m not even going to get started on their weird couple photos.

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

I used to think
I was overreacting.

now I realize
it was just a

normal reaction
to an abnormal

amount of
bullshit.

(via delaniekae)

tumblr user: OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE SO-

me: chill

We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright.

Ernest Hemingway (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: kitty-en-classe)

Anonymous asked
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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