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megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

officialkirstie:

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

Sounds like me

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat)

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

jerkidiot:

kraft-mac-and-cheese:

90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit

then why would you go to the bathroom

(Source: scarilyrad)

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

(Source: spookycurtains)